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May We See Your ID, Please? Part II
Our initial offering of some of the fake IDs that we are sent by individuals attempting to open fraudulent hosting accounts was so well-received, that we’ve decided to share another batch of these gems with you. Once again, credit goes to our ever-vigilant Pending Department who are the front-line defense against those who would attempt to pass these documents off as genuine. Our first contribution is actually a passport. The curious thing about this particular passport is not necessarily that this gentleman is named Susan, but rather he is named both Susan and Tyrone. United States passports clearly show your name in two different places; to the right of the picture and below it. So, he’s Susan on the right and Tyrone underneath: Traveling can be stressful. Valuable is the friend with whom you are able to embark on long journeys. In light of that, I’d very much like to take a trip with Mr Continue reading
An Intruder
Recently, HostGator began our transition into a new building in Houston. Presently, we occupy two floors while the remaining floors continue to be built out. Our Houston buildings are only a short distance apart, in fact you can see each from the other. The geography makes it convenient to dispatch teams from one building to the other, as needed. Though we’ve been executing practice drills of this nature for many years, some of us veterans had grown complacent, thinking there would never be any true need to exercise our finely-honed emergency-response skills. As explained in the recent Internet Speak post, one of the primary means of inter-office communication is via instant message and conference rooms. The story told here will be best conveyed via excerpts from these conference rooms, for historical accuracy. Continue reading
Internet Speak
Once upon a time, people communicated with each other in complete sentences. Or at least, I assume people used to communicate with each other in complete sentences. Then along came the technology that spawned the phenomenon of communicating via text. This effectively butchered the English language. At least we thought so, at the time. Then along came IRC and Instant Messaging which thus took language into depths of fail that were never before imaginable. OMG, LOL! Instant Messaging is one of the primary means of communication within, and between, HostGator offices. This leads to much butchering of the English language internally, whilst (hopefully) maintaining proper grammar within the LiveChats with Customers; this occurs simultaneously, behind the scenes. I’m not going to reveal too much of the inter-office shenanigans, but there are various conference rooms utilized by various departments to effectively communicate as a group with one another. This is a snippet of a conversation that took place in one of these conference rooms: (05:38:01 AM) Preston: bacon are desireable (05:38:06 AM) Preston: i want some bacon (05:38:43 AM) Adam: proper spelling is desirable. (05:38:49 AM) Adam: i want some proper spelling Continue reading
May We See Your ID, Please?
The simple truth is that the web hosting industry is the target of, and host (pun intended?) to, a large percentage of individuals who attempt to perpetrate identity theft. Continue reading